so i'm throwing this little oscar party (as mentioned in my previous post). i know, i know, you want to go, but you can't because of your geographic location in los angeles 3,000 miles away. have no fear!

some dude who is probably not very good looking is looking for an oscar date! hurry before this offer goes fast! see the ad here. you gotta love craigs list. after that post, i guess you really can find anything. (source: defamer)