fleet week in nyc is a wonderful thing for many single women. i'm not one of those women. i'm probably in the small percentage of women that doesn't give a crap about men in a uniform. you know why? NOT ALL MEN LOOK GOOD IN A UNIFORM. that's right, i said it. don't get me wrong, there are plenty of cute firemen and cops. cuties in scrubs or in the armed services. but uniform does not equal hot.

so all you single women, you have a long three day weekend ahead of you. don't worry. i won't be one of the women standing in your way.