after a brief stint in the pacific time zone, i'm heading back to eastern standard time. so my body and mind didn't even have time to make the adjustment. my computer says it's 2am. it stayed on ny time. with all of that said, it doesn't matter what time zone you're in to enjoy some dumb blurbs:

• "grey's antomy" star katherine heigl (aka izzy) shows us some crack. as in, her buttcrack. the bastardly has the picture to prove it.
  
• it's back to jail for michelle rodriguez. although she did say she enjoyed herself the last time around, so she should feel quite at home.
  
• remember that whole brandon davis/paris hilton/lindsay lohan fiasco last week? take a look at this: