it's hotter than a sweaty football player's nutsack. it's so terrible. i think i did more sweating i'm sorry, glistening during my commute to work than i did when i ran that 5K last year. the heat index is supposed to be 110 degrees. these next two days are going to be some of the hottest nyc has seen in the last decade.

then of course there's the national forecast in which the rest of the nation is equally screwed. i don't think i've seen this much red on a map before.

that global warming stuff doesn't seem too far fetched now, does it?