*ed note: i sent an invitation to my friends and colleagues for a holiday party i'm throwing next week. i also sent my cousin the invite because we don't get to socialize very often, and i figure if he can stop by we can at least chat for a few minutes. in said invite, i mention you can bring whoever you want, including a few of my favorite celebs...except michael phelps (i think he's a douchebag). the following is the online conversation we had immediately after said invite was received.
cousin: why you have to hate on my boy Phelps?
what might be the best olympian of our lives
me: hhaha. he's a douche
cousin: false
me: i watched his 60 min interview last night with anderson cooper
cousin: and?
me: i dunno. i just never got on the phelps wagon. i never caught the olympic fever
cousin: a cooper is a dbag
me: no way dude
cousin: he's about 5'4" and once tried to hit on a girl I was dating in the subway
me: are you serious? he's gay?
he's gay i mean.
that's not possible
cousin: ???
me: andy cooper
gay
cousin: then he just got friendly with her in a crowded subway
me: cause he's a friendly awesome dude
cousin: it was apparently really awkward
me: hahaha
cousin: I'll def make sure and tell the next girl I talk to randomly in the subway "don't worry I'm a friendly awesome dude"
me: nothing but love for the coop
HAHAHAHAHA
btw, this is the best conversation ever. you have made my day.
cousin: you just like him because he's part of the liberal machine
me: now you sound like your dad. or aunt gracie.
cousin: not at all, I can't watch Fox news. horrible.
me: i will admit, i would love to work for ac360. sort of a dream of mine.
cousin: I don't even know what that means
me: his show on cnn. anderson cooper 360. i'm a dork.
cousin: I'd rather work on the dog whisperer
me: i live the dog whisperers life. i do'nt need to work on that show
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