translating text messages from my former neighbor, who is gay and italian

12/12/2008 01:19:00 PM / Posted by [redacted] /

you might be thinking, "why does she have to point out that her former neighbor is gay and italian?" well, it might help in deciphering these text messages that just seem to be random thoughts that were typed out and sent. the following are real text messages typed out exactly as i received them


Dec. 11, 2008 1:05am
"dating a straight guy who only wants sex but dates u dinner and Shit... Oh god... Tomorrow i have the trial again and i'm scared!..

9 hours later...

Dec. 11, 2008 10:34am
And the judge said i'm not convicted of anything but i have to do 4 days community service!!! :-) i feel so light!!!! Thank u! Love u

the only response i could think of for the last text was "yay!", but i honestly have no idea what trial or what charges were filed against him. and this is the drama i get informed of now that he DOESN'T live next door. i can't imagine how much more i would know if he did...

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