true story: my roommate narrowly escaped death!

1/26/2009 11:27:00 PM / Posted by [redacted] /

so my roomie T is a big fan of cereal bars. she's out of town this week for work, but i received this e-mail earlier tonight:


From: [roommate]
Date: Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Subject: Fw: Clif Bar Recall Information
To: [redacted]


Hi Lady,

Hope things are well... and I thought NYC was cold! It's freaking cold upstate. Below is something that made me laugh... especially because I ate that exact Cliff bar.

Miss you, stay warm!
~T

normal e-mail, right? well, i read the e-mail she forwarded me (below)...and she could've died from salmonella poisoning! and she's so non-chalant about the whole thing. seriously, my roommate is sensitive. she's lactose intolerant people! her delicate digestive system can't handle salmonella. basically, i'm freaking out for her via blog and quickly realizing that she didn't get a dud and she'll be just fine.

t, if you're reading this...lay off this crap.

p.s. why is north face sending you e-mails about clif bars?

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