hey kids! thanks for reading this blog over the last few years. i've said some pretty important, pretty ridiculous, and pretty dumb crap over the years. being that this texan no longer lives in THE city, i'm putting this blog on hiatus. i won't delete it. you never know if i'll end up there again.
my last night in nyc was partly spent interviewing mike huckabee. yes. that one.
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well it's official. i'm taking a hiatus from new york city. starting today, i have a new job working for the miami dolphins. so i made the move and am subletting a place until i find a more permanent residence.
i'm moving from one metro area where there are more single women than men to...ANOTHER metro area with more single women than men.
so i'm moving to the ft. lauderdale/miami area this coming sunday. and after having this blog for a few years, i think it might be time to retire texan in the city.
if only all men dressed like chuck bass and don draper
i know i'm a native texan, but the fact that i'm leaving nyc makes me want to buy this necklace.
am i crazy for believing this conspiracy theory?
passive aggressive wars: the toilet paper incident
you guys, i caved. i put my spare roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. after a week of no TP, i broke down.
after nearly 11 years of being in new york city, i am leaving the 5 boroughs and moving to MIAMI.
as you know, gm will officially be filing for bankruptcy. and while it is sad, i made a joke tweet about how i should buy a saturn since they will be phased out over the next few years (along with saabs and hummers).


If the MTA is cutting the M8 route starting June 28, then why have they recently introduced new hybrid buses on the line? (Like the one seen here on 10th Street and Avenue A?)

she has still not bought any toilet paper. i want to go out and buy some more so badly, but i will not give in!


