a few years ago, my ex-boyfriend and i came up with an idea.* this idea was a concept that would revolutionize the internet auction as we know it...eBaby. that's right, selling babies in an online auction. we were convinced we would have beautiful kids, but being that we, excuse me, I could only pop out one baby (if we were lucky more, unless i pumped myself full of hormones and fertility drugs) at a time. but you know what? we could live off the money from the previous baby. that would last at least nine months, right?

fine, maybe it's not "ethical" or it's "immoral". but at the very least it would make a good SNL sketch.

i talked to some of my family member this weekend and between family babies and friends having babies, this random thought of ebaby popped up in my head again. damn. i could've made some big dough. i'll have to ask P if he would reconsider...

*of course i'm sure others have thought of this idea before us, but for all intensive purposes of this post, i'm going to assume that when we were the first to think of this idea--ever.