i don't know what's possessing me to write about this at almost 1am. but considering i just got home from work (maybe after two drinks with co-workers), i still need to unwind before bed.

the other day i was riding the subway as usual on my way to work. i often scan around and look at the people around me. i'm a people watcher. that's what i do. i noticed that the old man across from me had a little drip of something coming from his shorts. at first i thought to myself, "oh poor old man. he's peeing himself." but then i noticed it wasn't the right consistency for pee.

that's when i realized what it was. old man penis was oozing jizz.

what was worse was that i noticed his franks and beans totally hanging out.

i might have to start taking more naps on the subway.