i got stuck riding bitch (i.e. the middle seat), while traveling with fozzy. oh, and did i mention that the woman to the right of me in the aisle seat was a little overweight? so i was kinda squished. AAAAND, she kept leaning over me to talk to the woman on the window seat (which i believe was a complete stranger she was just chatting up). 

i drifted in and out of sleep for 3 hours and i'm sure it was the most unattractive thing in the world for people to look at. but it doesn't matter. after the car ride to DFW, plane from DFW to EWR, airtrain to the train station, nj transit to penn station, and cab ride to the east village, i am home.